Our team specializes in archaic programming languages like COBOL, Lisp and Fortran. We are able to retrofit your existing system to accept punch tape or card decks. If you wish to complicate things further, we can develop your custom application using Assembler or Pascal, thus ensuring higher cost and lower reliability.

Our team has extensive experience integrating both software and hardware into existing systems. We have perfected the art of crashing seemingly stable systems at the most inopportune time. Want to lose data? We can help!

Our graphics department is really just my brother, who is quite talented but skinny. He rarely takes my calls so you would be better served taking your business elsewhere.

Solenta started developing websites in the 1990's and never really evolved. We continue to create sites optimized for Nexus, AOL Explorer, Opera, Netscape and Lynx. We never worked with SeaMonkey but love the name.

Solenta realizes that testing before deployment is an essential task, however we also understand Management will demand taking shortcuts to meet schedule. We will help you develop highly detailed test scenarios that will never be implemented and provide a support group for System Test Engineers whose work is under appreciated.